When I was young and saw Disney’s version of Snow White I thought, “You know, this is good, but it’d be even better if it had a lot of fight scenes and ass-kicking.” Thank goodness Hollywood has fixed that for me.
I know we covered this last week, but it was only as a side note, and we only linked to the trailer. Here is the trailer embedded in its full glory, which I command you to watch right now.
Did you see that it not only stars Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron but also Thor himself, Chris Hemsworth, as the huntsman? In addition it’s From the Producers of Alice in Wonderland, so there’s that. The only thing that could possibly make this movie better is if they added steampunk elements to it, and maybe had Theron’s character Ravenna do epic flying kicks and other wuxia-style moves.
Here’s what I want to know: who’s the real star of this movie?