This week, Stephen and Alex get what they’ve always wanted: A week away from Brooke’s “drop dead” face!
First Movie: I Should Be Killing or The Con Game: Based on a True Story
Scott Sigler is a killer and Hugh O’Donnell and Christiana Ellis must uncover the truth at Balticon 2012!
- James Keeling
- Nobilis Reed
- M Sieiro
- Mur Lafferty
- Tee Morris
- Philippa Ballantine
- George Hrab
We also slashfic Hugh and Christiana. We cast Joaquin Phoenix and Milla Jovovich as Hugh and Christiana.
Second Movie: Corsets & Canes
Hugh Jackman, a kilt nerd, and Morena Baccarin, a steampunk mafia princess, have a musical romcom at Balticon, directed by Baz Lurhman. Liam Neeson is the father character who doesn’t approve of his daughter dating Hugh Jackman.
Third Movie: The Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences: Thetans Rising
Agents Books (Jason Statham) and Braun (Megan Fox) are back on the case when evil forces begin harvesting Thetans to do… whatever they do with them. Kate Beckinsdale as Sophia Del Morte. Tom Cruise as Dr. Sound.
Fourth Movie: In Baltimore
Jon Hamm attends Balticon 1 after leaving his wife, Kristen Bell, who just had an illegal abortion. He hooks up with Starla Huchton and has an affair. Nobilis Reed (Philip Seymour Hoffman) is the giant gay best friend alongside M Serio, played by Morena Baccarin. Also, transistorpunk!
Also, Zhang Yimou directed “Flowers of War.” Stupid Alex!