Disasterpiece Theatre http://disasterpiecetheatre.com Inflicting Ourselves on Hollywood Since 2011 Tue, 14 May 2013 19:00:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Inflicting Ourselves on Hollywood Since 2011 Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox alex@disasterpiecetheatre.com alex@disasterpiecetheatre.com (Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox) CC-BY-SA-NC 3.0 Inflicting Ourselves on Hollywood Since 2011 Movies, Comedy, Writing, Screenwriting, Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox Disasterpiece Theatre http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/itunes_label1400.jpg http://disasterpiecetheatre.com TV-PG Huntsville, AL Weekly Episode 63: Moms http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/05/14/episode-63-moms/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/05/14/episode-63-moms/#comments Tue, 14 May 2013 19:00:30 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=714 In honor of Mother’s Day, this week Alex and Stephen pitch some motherhood based movies

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

Psycho 2: Mother’s Day

Norman Bates escapes from a mental institution and exhumes his mother, taking her on the road trip they never had.

  • Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Simon Pegg
  • Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
  • Luke Wilson

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

The Golden Girls

Four old women sharing a home in Miami must each resolve problems with their relationship with their kids.

  • Meryl Streep
  • Susan Sarandon
  • Helen Mirren
  • Betty White
  • Emma Stone
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/05/14/episode-63-moms/feed/ 1 Benedict Cumberbatch,Betty White,Emma Stone,Helen Mirren,Jonathan Rhys-Meyers,Luke Wilson,Meryl Streep,Simon Pegg,Susan Sarandon In honor of Mother's Day, this week Alex and Stephen pitch some motherhood based movies - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - Psycho 2: Mother’s Day - Norman Bates escapes from a mental institution and exhumes his mother, In honor of Mother's Day, this week Alex and Stephen pitch some motherhood based movies From Legendary Producer Alex White: Psycho 2: Mother’s Day Norman Bates escapes from a mental institution and exhumes his mother, taking her on the road trip they never had. Benedict Cumberbatch Simon Pegg Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Luke Wilson And the Mind of Stephen Granade: The Golden Girls Four old women sharing a home in Miami must each resolve problems with their relationship with their kids. Meryl Streep Susan Sarandon Helen Mirren Betty White Emma Stone Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 33:15 Episode 62: Dystopia http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/05/07/episode-62-dystopia/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/05/07/episode-62-dystopia/#comments Tue, 07 May 2013 19:00:47 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=709 This week Alex and Stephen get dark and depressing and pitch some Dystopian themed movies.

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

Dystopian Baking Movie

In the future, big agribusiness has outlawed even the most basic of personal food preparation. People are dependent, living off of what nourishment is sold to them while politicians and the like skirt the law with private chefs.

  • Hugh Jackman
  • Josh Hartnett

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Childproof

When an old private investigator learns that his city is powered by one child who lives in constant fear and pain, he fights the entire city to rescue that child.

  • Bruce Willis
  • Quvenzhané Wallis
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/05/07/episode-62-dystopia/feed/ 0 Bruce Willis,Hugh Jackman,Josh Hartnett,Quvenzhané Wallis This week Alex and Stephen get dark and depressing and pitch some Dystopian themed movies. - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - Dystopian Baking Movie - In the future, big agribusiness has outlawed even the most basic of personal food prepara... This week Alex and Stephen get dark and depressing and pitch some Dystopian themed movies. From Legendary Producer Alex White: Dystopian Baking Movie In the future, big agribusiness has outlawed even the most basic of personal food preparation. People are dependent, living off of what nourishment is sold to them while politicians and the like skirt the law with private chefs. Hugh Jackman Josh Hartnett And the Mind of Stephen Granade: Childproof When an old private investigator learns that his city is powered by one child who lives in constant fear and pain, he fights the entire city to rescue that child. Bruce Willis Quvenzhané Wallis Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 29:51 Episode 61: Wolves! http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/30/episode-61-wolves/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/30/episode-61-wolves/#comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:00:56 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=702 This week Alex and Stephen don their Mountain Three Wolf Moon t-shirts and pitch some wolf-centric movies.

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

Three Wolf Howl

A young Berkley scientist is offered the chance of a lifetime when she is hired to build the perfect wolf. However, when she learns that the project has darker plans, how will she escape with her life?

  • Olivia Munn
  • Stellan Skarsgård
  • Jensen Ackles

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Leader of the Pack

When the son of a Canadian wolf trapper falls in love with a girl who’s actually the human avatar of a local wolf pack, he’s forced to choose between his mother the trapper and the girl he loves.

  • Logan Lerman
  • Uma Thurman
  • Elizabeth Olsen
  • Benedict Cumberbatch (voice)
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/30/episode-61-wolves/feed/ 0 Benedict Cumberbatch,Elizabeth Olsen,Jensen Ackles,Logan Lerman,Olivia Munn,Stellan Skarsgard,Uma Thurman This week Alex and Stephen don their Mountain Three Wolf Moon t-shirts and pitch some wolf-centric movies. - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - Three Wolf Howl - A young Berkley scientist is offered the chance of a lifetime when she is hired ... This week Alex and Stephen don their Mountain Three Wolf Moon t-shirts and pitch some wolf-centric movies. From Legendary Producer Alex White: Three Wolf Howl A young Berkley scientist is offered the chance of a lifetime when she is hired to build the perfect wolf. However, when she learns that the project has darker plans, how will she escape with her life? Olivia Munn Stellan Skarsgård Jensen Ackles And the Mind of Stephen Granade: Leader of the Pack When the son of a Canadian wolf trapper falls in love with a girl who’s actually the human avatar of a local wolf pack, he’s forced to choose between his mother the trapper and the girl he loves. Logan Lerman Uma Thurman Elizabeth Olsen Benedict Cumberbatch (voice) Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 31:38 Episode 60: Send Us Your Titles! http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/23/episode-60-send-us-your-titles/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/23/episode-60-send-us-your-titles/#comments Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:00:09 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=694 We asked and you responded! This week Alex and Stephen perfect the art of pitchcraft with movie titles sent in by you! Thank you all for the submissions :)

]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/23/episode-60-send-us-your-titles/feed/ 0 Audience Appreciation,Send Us Your Titles,special We asked and you responded! This week Alex and Stephen perfect the art of pitchcraft with movie titles sent in by you! Thank you all for the submissions :) We asked and you responded! This week Alex and Stephen perfect the art of pitchcraft with movie titles sent in by you! Thank you all for the submissions :) Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 30:22 Episode 59: Same Sex Marriage http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/17/episode-59-same-sex-marriage/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/17/episode-59-same-sex-marriage/#comments Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:00:57 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=685 This week, without the invaluable Brooke Fox, Alex and Stephen get a little lost while pitching movies involving the topic of same sex marriage.

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

Exodus

A family man and farmer becomes a revolutionary when same-sex marriage destroys his way of life.

  • Thomas Jane
  • Taylor Lautner

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Adam and Steve

Two bachelors realize that the best way to save money is to pretend to be married to each other.

  • Kevin James
  • Ray Romano
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/17/episode-59-same-sex-marriage/feed/ 0 Kevin James,Mary Louise Parker,Ray Romano,Same Sex Marriage,Taylor Lautner,Thomas Jane This week, without the invaluable Brooke Fox, Alex and Stephen get a little lost while pitching movies involving the topic of same sex marriage. - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - Exodus - A family man and farmer becomes a revolutionary whe... This week, without the invaluable Brooke Fox, Alex and Stephen get a little lost while pitching movies involving the topic of same sex marriage. From Legendary Producer Alex White: Exodus A family man and farmer becomes a revolutionary when same-sex marriage destroys his way of life. Thomas Jane Taylor Lautner And the Mind of Stephen Granade: Adam and Steve Two bachelors realize that the best way to save money is to pretend to be married to each other. Kevin James Ray Romano Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 30:23 Episode 58: Journalism http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/09/episode-58-journalism/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/09/episode-58-journalism/#comments Tue, 09 Apr 2013 19:00:51 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=677 This week Alex and Stephen speak their minds and pitch some newsmedia-based movies.

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

Newsmakers

A former war reporter learns of a dark conspiracy by the 24-hour networks to create blockbuster world news.

  • Jeremy Renner
  • Olivia Munn
  • Chris Hardwick
  • Lance Henriksen

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Bloggers

A ragtag group of bloggers in 2003 must fight against the dirty tricks of the traditional media journalists who want them destroyed.

  • Alex Pettyfer
  • Ellen Page
  • Donald Glover
  • Tom Felton
  • Zach Galafianakis
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/09/episode-58-journalism/feed/ 0 Alex Pettyfer,bloggers,Chris Hardwick,Donald Glover,Ellen Page,Jeremy Renner,Lance Henriksen,Misha Collins,news,Olivia Munn,Tom Felton,Zach Galafianakis This week Alex and Stephen speak their minds and pitch some newsmedia-based movies. - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - Newsmakers - A former war reporter learns of a dark conspiracy by the 24-hour networks to create blockbuster world news. This week Alex and Stephen speak their minds and pitch some newsmedia-based movies. From Legendary Producer Alex White: Newsmakers A former war reporter learns of a dark conspiracy by the 24-hour networks to create blockbuster world news. Jeremy Renner Olivia Munn Chris Hardwick Lance Henriksen And the Mind of Stephen Granade: Bloggers A ragtag group of bloggers in 2003 must fight against the dirty tricks of the traditional media journalists who want them destroyed. Alex Pettyfer Ellen Page Donald Glover Tom Felton Zach Galafianakis Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 29:54 Episode 57: Videogames http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/02/episode-57-videogames/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/02/episode-57-videogames/#comments Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:00:12 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=671 This week Alex and Stephen hit blocks with their heads, eat mushrooms, and rescue a princess!   No, not really…But they do pitch some videogame movies.

From the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Side Mission

When the hero of a video game goes missing, the sidekick must take on the doomed mission and, in the process, become a hero in his own right.

  • Patrick Warburton
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Adam Carolla
  • Felicity Huffman

And from Legendary Producer Alex White:

Side Mission: Epsilon (VG)

Midshipman Alan Hero has spent his entire life trying to live up to his family name.   But after newly-Captained Jennifer Morley goes missing, can Hero rally the crew and make the daring rescue?

Possible Genres:

  • FPS
  • Tactical RPG
  • Puzzle Game
  • Dating Sim
  • Farming Sim
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/04/02/episode-57-videogames/feed/ 0 Adam Carolla,Felicia Day,Felicity Huffman,Jennifer Lawrence,Patrick Warburton,Video Games This week Alex and Stephen hit blocks with their heads, eat mushrooms, and rescue a princess!   No, not really...But they do pitch some videogame movies. - From the Mind of Stephen Granade: - Side Mission - This week Alex and Stephen hit blocks with their heads, eat mushrooms, and rescue a princess!   No, not really...But they do pitch some videogame movies. From the Mind of Stephen Granade: Side Mission When the hero of a video game goes missing, the sidekick must take on the doomed mission and, in the process, become a hero in his own right. Patrick Warburton Jennifer Lawrence Adam Carolla Felicity Huffman And from Legendary Producer Alex White: Side Mission: Epsilon (VG) Midshipman Alan Hero has spent his entire life trying to live up to his family name.   But after newly-Captained Jennifer Morley goes missing, can Hero rally the crew and make the daring rescue? Possible Genres: FPS Tactical RPG Puzzle Game Dating Sim Farming Sim Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 31:34 Episode 56: Basketball http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/29/episode-56-basketball/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/29/episode-56-basketball/#comments Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:50:22 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=663 This week, following the March Madness craze, Alex and Stephen pitch some basketball movies.

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

The Final Four

A group of friends are kidnapped from the streets of Brooklyn and forced to participate in a no-holds barred deathsport.

  • Kyle Irving
  • Carmelo Anthony
  • Danielle Adams
  • Gina Carano
  • Donald Glover

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Overdogs

A basketball team with all of the best players realizes that they’re in the middle of a sports movie and are going to lose to a Cinderella team.

  • Al Pacino
  • Robert Pattinson
  • Michael Jordon
  • Khleo Thomas
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/29/episode-56-basketball/feed/ 0 Al Pacino,Basketball,Carmelo Anthony,Danielle Adams,Donald Glover,Gina Carano,Khleo Thomas,Kyle Irving,March Madness,Michael Jordon,Robert Pattinson This week, following the March Madness craze, Alex and Stephen pitch some basketball movies. - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - The Final Four - A group of friends are kidnapped from the streets of Brooklyn and forced to participate in a no... This week, following the March Madness craze, Alex and Stephen pitch some basketball movies. From Legendary Producer Alex White: The Final Four A group of friends are kidnapped from the streets of Brooklyn and forced to participate in a no-holds barred deathsport. Kyle Irving Carmelo Anthony Danielle Adams Gina Carano Donald Glover And the Mind of Stephen Granade: Overdogs A basketball team with all of the best players realizes that they’re in the middle of a sports movie and are going to lose to a Cinderella team. Al Pacino Robert Pattinson Michael Jordon Khleo Thomas Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 30:07 Episode 55: Families http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/13/episode-55-families/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/13/episode-55-families/#comments Wed, 13 Mar 2013 18:02:21 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=652 This week Alex and Stephen pitch some wholesome family dramas! Ok, so maybe not so wholesome…

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

The Spamily

A young woman leaves her abusive family to go on a journey of self discovery before realizing she isn’t any different from one of them.

  • Amanda Bynes
  • Chris Cooper
  • Susan Sarandon
  • Josh Hutcherson
  • Mila Kunis

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Ancestral Home

A young Chinese-American man discovers that, unless he marries before he turns 30, he will forever be haunted by the spirits of his ancestors.

  • John Cho
  • Ming-Na
  • George Takei
  • Margaret Cho
  • Zooey Deschanel
]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/13/episode-55-families/feed/ 0 Amanda Bynes,Chris Cooper,George Takei,John Cho,Josh Hutcherson,Margaret Cho,Mila Kunis,Susan Sarandon,Zooey Deschanel This week Alex and Stephen pitch some wholesome family dramas! Ok, so maybe not so wholesome... - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - The Spamily - A young woman leaves her abusive family to go on a journey of self discovery before realizing s... This week Alex and Stephen pitch some wholesome family dramas! Ok, so maybe not so wholesome... From Legendary Producer Alex White: The Spamily A young woman leaves her abusive family to go on a journey of self discovery before realizing she isn't any different from one of them. Amanda Bynes Chris Cooper Susan Sarandon Josh Hutcherson Mila Kunis And the Mind of Stephen Granade: Ancestral Home A young Chinese-American man discovers that, unless he marries before he turns 30, he will forever be haunted by the spirits of his ancestors. John Cho Ming-Na George Takei Margaret Cho Zooey Deschanel Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 28:56 Episode 54: Musicians http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/02/episode-54-musicians/ http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/02/episode-54-musicians/#comments Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:56:12 +0000 Matt http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/?p=643 This week Alex and Stephen attempt to pitch movies featuring musicians.

 

From Legendary Producer Alex White:

State of Shock

When the President signs an Executive Order banning all firearms, the ATF quickly turns the United States into an oppressive police state. It’s up to two rockin’ ex-cops to bring the people together and rise up against the man!

  • Robert James Ritchie aka Kid Rock
  • Ted Nugent

 

And the Mind of Stephen Granade:

Failed Pitches…

 

 

]]> http://disasterpiecetheatre.com/2013/03/02/episode-54-musicians/feed/ 1 ATF,Kid Rock,Ted Nugent,The Gearheart This week Alex and Stephen attempt to pitch movies featuring musicians. -   - From Legendary Producer Alex White: - State of Shock - When the President signs an Executive Order banning all firearms, This week Alex and Stephen attempt to pitch movies featuring musicians.   From Legendary Producer Alex White: State of Shock When the President signs an Executive Order banning all firearms, the ATF quickly turns the United States into an oppressive police state. It's up to two rockin' ex-cops to bring the people together and rise up against the man! Robert James Ritchie aka Kid Rock Ted Nugent   And the Mind of Stephen Granade: Failed Pitches...     Alex White, Stephen Granade, Brooke Fox no 26:38